Predictions of my favorite songs from “The Tortured Poets Department”

March 20, 2024
Laya Sternoff

Bellevue, Washington, United States

Class of 2026

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“The Tortured Poets Department” is coming out on April 19th 2024 at 12am EST. In the list below, I am going to be ranking each track before they come out. I’d say I am a pretty big swiftie as I have attended the Seattle Reputation tour in 2017 and the Eras tour in Seattle on night 1 and those were some of the best nights of my life and I hope to attend another Taylor concert one day. 

  1. So long, London 
  2. I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)
  3.  Clara Bow
  4. But Daddy I Love Him
  5.  Fortnight” (feat.  Post Malone)
  6. My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys
  7. Florida!!!” (feat Florence + The Machine)
  8. Down Bad
  9. The Tortured Poets Department
  10. The Bolter
  11. Loml 
  12. The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived,
  13. Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?
  14. I Can Do It With a Broken Heart
  15. Guilty as Sin?
  16. The Albatross
  17. The Manuscript
  18. The Alchemy
  19. Fresh Out the Slammer

Laya is a BBG from Evergreen Region #46 and she is a Taylor Swift super fan

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